Not that I mind....but

Chinese new year is so near. SO NEAR. OMG. SO SO SO NEAR.

And,

I need to reduce my weight.

But,

The only time I feel like cutting my weight is when I have a FULL stomach.

So,

I keep getting comments like 'Hey Daniel, you should cut down on your weight man'I'm like yeah. That's so going to happen. Just you all wait. the next time you see me, you're gonna go like 'OMG DANIEL!!! You're so thin I didn't notice it was you!!!!'

yeah i know. they don't have hands. So?

yeah man. but the reality is.

now they have hands. Happy?

Why?

I have been deceived by cookies.

They are the most crafty, malicious, and deadly creatures you will ever meet.

They smell good taste good, and look good.

They offer themselves right in front of you, trying to deceive you to let them into your bodies.

They will never give up.

They will never lose.

But really, they actually are

You have been warned. don't be cheated by cookies anymore. they'd kill you.

I just found out.

I just found out that famous blogs does not have a lame introduction post.

Well, this is hard.

I want to become a famous blogger.

But I also want to write an introduction post.

I'm going to die. And I still cannot decide.

My blood capillaries are going to burst. They will be gushing blood at anytime now.

I'm getting my camera. I need to record this moment of truth down as a proof of making hard decisions. And then I'll show it to my next generation to tell them how hard it is to make a decision.

Oh no. I cannot take this anymore. I have to ask for advice. So. I will wait until i have the right answer before i will decide whether i will write that inglorious yet so seducing introduction post.